Our first installment... and this is a doosie! Jeff took a nice vacation to Texas and gives us all a swift boot in the ass...
Sent: Fri 4/17/2009 4:49 AM
Subject: Fah-Q
I'm in Texas right now and all I can say is you have ten seconds to tell me why you don't like clowns or I'm gonna kill you're whole f*%$in family...that's from Devils Rejects, watch it! I missed the tea bag parties but Mike I hope you got tea bagged, and Jim too. All I can say is this country better not go socialist. The more money the govt takes, the thinner your *!@# gets. I love America and all the fat bottomed girls and skinny ones too. So go paint a white picked fence or eat a hot dog or cheer for the Dallas Cowboys or the NE Patriots and thank George Washington for this f*%$ing awsome country. God bless America and Lynrnd Skynrd and the 2nd amendment. Peace out and always be true to the red white and blue. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Live from Dallas, TX. More tomorrow tonight.
Jeff
PS Pirates can go f*%$ themselves.
PSS. Sorry about the language.
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